Director: Zach Lipovsky
Notable Cast: Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl, Stephanie
Bennett, Teach Grant, Bruce Blain, Adam Boys, Andrew Dunbar, Brendan Fletcher,
Melissa Roxburgh, Emilie Ullerup
Take it for what it is, but the Leprechaun franchise
earned its weight in gold by being more entertaining than good as each
additional entry eclipsed the previous in outrageousness. When the decision
came through to reboot the long running horror series I can’t say I entirely
blame them particularly when the second Leprechaun in the Hood flick came out.
That being said, Leprechaun: Origins might actually be the worst film in the
entire run. For every element that was ‘so bad, it’s good’ in the previous
entries, Origins is ‘so bad, I cry myself to sleep at night.’ Seriously though,
what happened?
Two couples on tour of Ireland decide it’s their best
interest to listen to a few locals in a small village about seeing the Stones
of the Gods on the outskirts of town. The locals are even kind enough to put
them up for a night in a remote cabin for the night to limit their trek.
Unfortunately, there just so happens to be a hungry and pissed off leprechaun
in the area ready to devour them. Talk about un-luck of the Irish.
I'd be hard pressed to remember the name for any of the characters. |
In many ways, I get the idea of moving this reboot into more
serious territory. By the end of the first round of Leprechaun films, it
was all joke and no horror. A move back to the horror roots isn’t a fully bad
decision. What was a bad decision was making it WAY too serious. For a film
about a small village that sacrifices tourists to a man eating leprechaun, you
have to give the audience a little room for fun. There is no fun to be found in
Origins though. To make things even worse, the film is so utterly
uninspired in how it goes about its tale that not only did I predict the entire
film 15 minutes in, it didn’t even carry the execution to make it worth my time
blurting out loud what was going to happen. There was only one kill in the film
worth it as a horror flick and the rest of the ‘chase’ was boring, repetitive,
and lacking any kind of tension to keep my attention. I may or may not have
decided to do laundry about an hour into the film.
Yet the biggest mistake that Origins makes is that it
moves the franchise from a supernatural slasher into creature feature
territory. One of the big calls in the marketing was that it would be WWE star
Hornswoggle’s time to star as the titular Leprechaun. Not that I know who he
was previous to this film, but I sure as hell have no idea who he is after it.
Looking like the bastardized child of the X-Files’ Flukie the Fluke Worm
Man and a chimpanzee (I think that’s what it looks like, the director does an
amicable job at never letting us see or even feel the overdrawn presence of the
titular monster with blurred cameras and relentless editing), the Leprechaun
sort of shambles around with Predator heat vision – oh yes, it can even
see handprints! – and snatches gold before attacking its prey like an animal.
So really, this has nothing in common with the entries previous.
Shit, he's a dentist too? |
Outside of one kill in the film, Leprechaun: Origins
has nothing good going for it. It’s cliché, misses out on its monster movie
opportunities, stumbles around with no relatable or intriguing human
protagonists, and then proceeds to have no fun with its concept. In fact, the
movie takes itself so damn seriously that when our main heroine spouts off
“Fuck you, Lucky Charms,” in reference to one of the best one liners from the
franchise, I was borderline offended.
Somebody call Warwick Davis back. I’ll take a second Leprechaun in Space film now.
Somebody call Warwick Davis back. I’ll take a second Leprechaun in Space film now.
Written By Matt Reifschneider
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