Notable Cast: Mike “The
Miz” Mizanin, Melissa Roxburgh, Josh Blacker, Matthew MacCaull, Summer Rae,
Paul McGillion, Roark Critchlow
"Come on. Call my bluff, bitch. Meanwhile, I'm gonna have breakfast."
If you would have told me that 2006’s The Marine, an obvious attempt by WWE films to kick start the film career of John Cena, would have three sequels under its moniker, I would have slapped you. One sequel perhaps, maybe even two follow ups if it was lucky, but three? Get the fuck out, you crazy son of a bitch. Yet here I am, sitting down to review The Marine 4: Moving Target. Not only is it the third sequel to an original that wasn’t worthy of a franchise, but it’s one, if not the, best of the series. Well, you crazy son of a bitch, feel free to slap me instead because I’m starting to think I’m the one that needs to get the fuck out.
If you would have told me that 2006’s The Marine, an obvious attempt by WWE films to kick start the film career of John Cena, would have three sequels under its moniker, I would have slapped you. One sequel perhaps, maybe even two follow ups if it was lucky, but three? Get the fuck out, you crazy son of a bitch. Yet here I am, sitting down to review The Marine 4: Moving Target. Not only is it the third sequel to an original that wasn’t worthy of a franchise, but it’s one, if not the, best of the series. Well, you crazy son of a bitch, feel free to slap me instead because I’m starting to think I’m the one that needs to get the fuck out.
Jake Carter (Mike “The Miz” Mizanin) has finally found a job
after returning from the military and fighting off some baddies in The Marine 3. It’s his first day as an
armed bodyguard for a private military group and his first assignment is to
work with a team that’s bringing in a young woman (Melissa Roxburgh) who is
blowing the whistle on some big name military contractor. Like most films of
this ilk, it’s going to be the first day from hell when a vicious group of
mercenaries are sent to kill her.
Shooting backwards while running is tough... |
Now this is where The Marine 4 truly gets interesting. Similar to what The Marine 2 did, it takes its formulaic approach, understands that it’s formulaic, and executes it to the highest capacity that a film like this could be within said formula. At times the film even injects a bit of humor in how cliché it can be. Our hero and the leading lady have a pissing contest about reading each other’s backstory that serves as a rather fun way to get some character work and exposition into the film while indicating to the audience – yeah, we know its cliché but have fun with it. We’re not talking about great characters here, in fact the main girl can be horrendously annoying as the “outsider who doesn’t give a shit,” but it works for what it is and the film runs with it. If only they had really punctuated Blacker as the villain Vogel a bit better, then it would have even gone further.
As for the action, director William Kaufman tends to be a
bit too modern in his editing and scene transitions (oh, those dreaded quick
zoom and blurry camera moves get very agitating by the end) but he doesn’t use
it to the extent that it becomes an unwatchable mess. In fact, most of the
shootouts are remarkably fun and well-paced so that they don’t seem repetitive
and the final hand to hand fight of the film is effectively planned out – even
if he dispatches one of the more interesting henchwomen Dawes (played by a WWE
Diva I guess and worthy of the cover art) far too quickly. It’s not perfect, but it’s better than what many
theatrically released action films (I’m looking at you Taken 3) seem to be capable of.
...almost as tough as smiling. |
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