Notable Cast: Reggie
Bannister, A. Michael Baldwin, Bill Thornbury, Dawn Cody, Angus Scrimm, Kathy
Lester, Daniel Roebuck, Solly Duran, Daniel Schweiger, Gloria Lynne Henry
At this point, I feel like I’ve lost all sense of time when
it came to Phantasm V. It was almost
like living in the nightmare logic of the film series as the fifth entry had
been rumored for what seemed to be eternity with promises and whispers on the
wind that it was coming. Truthfully, I had resigned myself that this film would
remain as rumors and never come to light. Even when the first trailer dropped a
little while ago, I was almost hesitant to get my hopes up until I saw the film
for myself. Now that Phantasm V is
released, under the title Phantasm:
Ravager, I’m kind of glad I never really got my expectations up for it.
While this horror film series has almost always been a part my favorite ones,
this fifth entry is…well, it’s kind of shitty. As a longtime fan, this latest
picture feels more or less along the lines of a fan film versus one that
officially sits as part of the Phantasm
canon and it’s horrendously low budget and messy narrative hurts it
exponentially as a film that could sit on its own. For those long time
fans, there are some bits and pieces in the film that will make them smile, but
the rest of it just feels like a mess and it can’t even use the series’
nightmare logic to overcome its issues.
Reggie (Bannister) cannot stop. He will continually wander
this planet in search of his friends Mike (Baldwin) and Jody (Thornbury). He
will do so until he finds them or he destroys the Tall Man (Scrimm). When his
world of uncertain villains and a never ending killer spheres is thrown into
question by a new shift in his reality, he will have to figure out if the
present, past, or future is the real one and how to proceed from there.
The look people give you when you try to explain the plot of this series. |
There are a lot of little pieces in Ravager that can be to blame for the ultimate failure that this
film achieves as a sequel to one of the most beloved cult franchises in horror.
As the only film in the series not directed by Don Coscarelli, it’s obvious at
times that David Hartman wants to replicate the style of the film’s producer
and co-writer, but lacks the chops and timing to sell the weird blend of black
comedy, fantasy, and horror. There are comments and reviews that refer to him
as Coscarelli-Lite, but even that kind of title would indicate that he could at least
replicate the style successfully and that would be a stretch. It also doesn’t
help that Hartman and company have absolutely NO BUDGET to work with in this
entry. When the only production company credited on the film is Silver Sphere
Productions (no kidding), then you know it was paid for out of pocket. The
special effects are mediocre at best and the visual effects are low end fan
production material here and it undermines a lot of the horror and visual
presence that Ravager might have had otherwise. While I love the idea of giant,
city destroying spheres of death, seeing them on the screen is not nearly as
satisfying to my B-movie cravings as I was hoping they would be. Sure, there
are moments of offbeat humor that hooked me like when one of the spheres
randomly kills a horse on a farm, but they are so few and far between that it
never seems worth it as the film continually spirals downward as it plays out.
Laser balls. |
It's easy to tell from your review that you are a Trump supporter because this is easily better than 3 and 4
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