Notable Cast: Marci
Miller, Jake Ryan Scott, Sara Moore, Mary Kathryn Bryant, Lynn Andrews III, Kevin
Harvey, Diane Ayala Goldner, Eric Starkey
After Children of the
Corn: Genesis and the truly abysmal made-for-TV remake of the original, I
was ready for the Children of the Corn
series to be laid to rest and buried behind the rows of sweet corn. It was obvious that this series had grown, was
harvested and left the soil unfit for further cultivation. When it announced
that the ninth entry into the series (yeah, nine entries) would finally get a
release after being stuck in developmental hell for a handful of years, my
excitement could be measured in a long and drawn out sigh. Even worse, Children of the Corn: Runaway was directed by John Gulager who
managed to kill his own Feast
franchise and make Piranha 3DD too
stupid to survive. Imagine my surprise that this ninth entry to a series (that
didn’t really deserve four entries) came out as not only decent, but one of the
best that the franchise had to offer - not that it means much. It simultaneously reboots the series in a clever way while at the same time
delivering a modernized spin on the intellectual property that matches the
current trends in horror. Yeah, Runaway
is not just another hackneyed slasher, it’s actually a horror film that expands
on the mythology and pushes it into some new territory. It’s a mixed effort
ultimately, but I’ll be damned if I wasn’t pleasantly surprised.
"It's okay, it's only up for the franchise." |
Beyond that, the execution of Runaway is a bit more mixed than expected. The performances range
from subtly impressive to awkwardly over the top, the special effects and kill
sequences try to be classic horror on a budget but occasionally fall into being
predictable, and the more dreamlike elements that increasingly take hold as the
film progresses can fringe on cheesy instead of impactful. Considering that the
film takes a rather unique approach to the material, there is a lot of
potential in the film and it’s surprising that Gulager pulls back away from his
usual over the top and offensively tongue-in-cheek style, but the film does
fight against itself and its budgetary constraints at times and it doesn’t
nearly fly as much as it might have with a couple more drafts of the script or
a tad more money to show on the screen. Pleasantly surprising overall, yet it’s
still a mixed effort that will have most fans scoffing at it.
Nothing says creepy like killer kids. |
Fuck this movie, Fuck this franchise and fuck your review
ReplyDeleteThey made another one of these?
ReplyDeleteYou don't have better things to do than watch pointless Children of the Corn sequels? Use the time wisely, like bake a chicken
ReplyDeleteDefinitely better than most of the sequels, but still forgettable. They need to let this franchise die
ReplyDeleteWhy do they keep making entries in this series? Because dumbasses like me keep buying them
ReplyDeleteMatt, what is your opinion of this sequel compared to the others?
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